Saturday, December 8, 2007

JUICED up!

No Jose Canseco, I'm not talking about you. Har har har hardy harRRrrRRr har. Speaking of that though, I thought of a movie concept that would be so super camp/super awesome... a zombie-esque horror flick chock full of 'roid raging, muscle popping, tiny-headed beefcakes.. perhaps starring California's very own governator, Arnold? Come on Arny, you said you'd be back. Now won't you? Pat and I were discussing what the possible weaknesses of these roid ragers would be... I suggested that perhaps they wouldn't be able to turn corners very quickly... Pat put in his bit about how maybe they can't fit so easily, if at all, through small places. All valid and completely fucking brilliant. And it's horribly relevant nowadays, don't you think? But don't knock Barry Bonds! SF Giants <3 No, but seriously.. if you want to talk shit about asterisks or what not.. Babe Ruth didn't even play with any players of color. How would he have done against Satchel Paige? Should we just assign asterisks all around? Oh man, let's see how many random tangents I can go off on.... yeh yeh, I have A.D.D. whatever.

Anyway, the next series of pictures are all lovingly stolen from Katharina and Pat.. since I neglected to bring my camera that night. D'oh! We went to a free event that was put on by HP.. here's a small little blurb about it from the website.

"Inter Action is a regional platform by HP to engage youths across Asia via a series of lifestyle artistry initiatives. From the inaugural Live in Transmission to the upcoming Art in Motion, Inter Action is a journey of electrifying experiences showcasing how computing technology can deliver a human experience and link people together through multi-sensorial delights that fuse the art of sight, sound and touch. It’s all about the interaction between trendsetters comprising musicians, DJs, designers and visual artists, technology and the audience."

Get it? Anyway, the show featured Tiger JK (Formerly known as Drunken Tiger) which is funny because I remember one of the guys in Drunken Tiger was our family friend's nephew.. and that my brother hung out with him when he was in Korea during his high school years. Although I can't be sure which one of the guys was the nephew... Oh well. They were followed up by DJ Nu-Mark of Jurassic 5 who played a really short but fun set... showing off his little gizmos and gadgets. Then came Coldcut featuring JUICE and Pfadfinderei who provided the a-mazing visuals. As usual, we were the crazy ass wae-gooks (foreigners) bringing the party...

Let's see. I'm going to provide a short list of highlights from the night:
-one Korean guy yelling out " I LUB HEEP-HOP!" and then later laughing hysterically when Pat shouted out, "YEH! I'm a corporate whore!"
-when they used CASABLANCA clips.... play it again Sam! You played it for her, you can play it for me! Sorry, I'm absolutely obsessed with this film.
-fuck HP interaction.. it's all about the JUICE interaction
-DJ Nu-Mark's little toys... especially the monkey with the cymbals!!
-hardcore shweaty dance fest

Anyway. I never know exactly what I'm writing anymore so I'm thinking that this is a good place to stop. Ugh, I hate concluding remarks.

I am simply appalled by this young man's behavior!

the ricockulous line



James, Pat, Ryo, Ames, and Anna.. super spastically jazzed

JUUUUUUUICE!





jump jump jump jump! ryo and pat super into it... and my scalp seems to be super into it as well.. notice how there are a few strands if hair flying up... make you wanna jump jump?

DJ Matt Black from Coldcut

shit getting out of control... somebody fix that ragamuffin's glasses immediately!

shit getting out of control

Barbarella! James has been trying to get us to watch this with him since he has it on his computer.. so upon seeing a scene from Barbarella on the screen, James promptly screamed out "YEH! Let's watch this! Wait... why haven't we watched this???" Aw James.

1 comments:

eyememine said...

Another problem they could face in the inability to wipe their own butts being too buff, therefor leading to some sort of hilarity.